Why does it take 10 women with premenstrual tension to change a light bulb?

IT JUST DOES, OK JERK!!!! NOW SHUT UP OR I WILL STAB YOU WITH THE SCISSORS!

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How many PETA members does it take to change light bulb?

None, PETA can't change anything.

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A. Hell you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.

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Trick question. Protesters never change anything.

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Third as many as for a regular bulb.

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Why does it take 10 women with premenstrual tension to change a light bulb?

IT JUST DOES, OK JERK!!!! NOW SHUT UP OR I WILL STAB YOU WITH THE SCISSORS!

Whats the difference between premenstrual tension and BSE?

One's mad cow disease the other's an agricultural problem.