How many Ukrainians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They don't need to, they glow in the dark...

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Let's go ride our bikes.

How many sound technicians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One....Two...One, Two...

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How many black people does it take to change a light bulb?

Seriously, I gotta figure out how many slaves I need to buy

How many feminist does it take to change a light bulb?

None because feminist can't change anything.

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A DHCP packet walks into a bar and asks for a beer.

Bartender says, "here, but I’ll need that back in an hour!"

What do guns and millennials have in common?

You need to keep them in a safe space if you don't want them triggered.

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How many nuclear war survivors does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. People who glow in the dark don't need lightbulbs.

How do you find and old man in the dark?

Just feel around. It's not hard.

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What makes a glow worm glow?

A light meal!

What is it about tall creepy louisiana swamp dwellers that makes them naturally glow?

Their bayou loomin' essence

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Why should you never wear Ukrainian underpants?

Because Chernobyl fall out

Where do sad Ukrainians go?

Crimea River.