The other replied "Quick turn the car into a side street."
A Honda quaalude. (Credit to my girlfriend)
Because he had a cataract!
Two. One to find the switch...the other to hit it.
Well, you would too, if you had to change in front of that many people!
To render the building on the other side!
Because it's a pastor)
The doctor asks. "Patients, Doctor," replied the nurse. "Patients."
Her mom replies, "Because it's cheaper than chemotherapy."
Abba'out turn! Quick march!
