The other replied "Quick turn the car into a side street."
Because he forgot to check his blind side.
Flashback to me giving him the keys to the car to get more beer* ME: I let him outside.
Jeffrey Dahmer!
Well, it was cats, originally, but then he was turned to the dog side.
From crawling across the street when the sign said: "Don't Walk."
A boyscout who helps little old ladies hop across the street.
To which his friend replies, "No, it's about four and a half feet."
A man steps out of line and replies "I guess diet and exercise didn't work!"
Abba'out turn! Quick march!
