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What branch of government actually listens to the people?

What branch of government actually listens to the people?

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People Jokes More People Jokes

What kind of shampoo do people with Down Syndrome use?

Tresemme 21

What's the difference between people from Dubai and people from Abu Dhabi?

People from Dubai don't watch The Flintstones, but people from Abu Dhabi do

Listen Jokes More Listen Jokes

Why did the hipster only listen to dead musicians?

So he could say he listened to them when they were underground.

What kind of music do cows listen to?

Dadjoke) MOOOOOsic.

Government Jokes More Government Jokes

What does 9/11 and owning CP have in common?

The government will watch you for the next 15+ years

What do you call it when a bunch of stoned poets overthrow the government?

A Haiku.

Branch Jokes More Branch Jokes

What bank do birds open accounts with?

The one with the most branches!

What did the poplar tree say to the weeping willow?

Hey pal, you just need to branch out more.