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What could you bring to this company?

Me: Well I guess I could bring my stereo, but I get to choose what we listen to.

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Why didn't the piglets listen to the teacher pig?

Because he was an old boar.

How to blind parachutist know they're close to the ground?

The feel the leash go slack! (heard this one while listening to some Irish tunes)

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What brings the monster's babies?

The Frankenstork.

What excuse does an Ape give for abducting a pretty girl?

I can't help it - she brings out the beast in me!

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What could you bring to this company?

Me: Well I guess I could bring my stereo, but I get to choose what we listen to.

How do you talk to an angel" Me: I don't know, Skype I guess?

How do you hold her close to where you are" Me: Aren't most angels men

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Why did the customer choose T-Mobile?

Because he wanted the worst cellphone service in the world.

What did you choose?

Guy: I don't remember.

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What attracted you to our company?

Well, I heard you pay money in exchange for work

Which company saw the end of disco coming from a mile away?

Discover.