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What could you bring to this company?

Me: Well I guess I could bring my stereo, but I get to choose what we listen to.

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Why would no one listen to the percussion section?

Because they couldn't drum up enough support.

What do you call it when you have to listen to rock music obsessively?

OC/DC

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Why did the tourist visiting Mexico bring Prolax and pepper spray?

They prevented Hispanic attacks

How do you tell if water is true or false?

Bring it to a bool.

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What do you call it if you were to second guess your decision to book time at a Native American community?

That's a reservation reservation reservation. (Credit to Brian Regan)

What did one ocean say to the other ocean?

Nothing! They just WAVED. SEA what I did there? I'm SHORE you did. Let MINNOW if you are not getting it. SHELL I continue?? No?.. I guess I'll stop WHALE I'm ahead. Thanks ladies and gentlefish

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Why did Fetty Wap chose that as his stage name?

Because he wanted to make $50K per day from ad revenue.

Why did the customer choose T-Mobile?

Because he wanted the worst cellphone service in the world.

Company Jokes More Company Jokes

What company makes the best fireworks?

Spacex

Why did you call off yesterday?

Me: You said I should do what's best for the company. Boss.... Me: I'll take that promotion now.