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What could you bring to this company?

Me: Well I guess I could bring my stereo, but I get to choose what we listen to.

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What type of music do they listen to in the Czech Republic?

Prague Rock.

Why do ducks nod their head when they walk?

They're listening to duckstep!

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Why did the Mexican Army only bring 5000 soldiers to the Alamo?

They only had 2 vans

How many men does it take to open a can of beer?

None. She should have opened it as she brought it to you.

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What letter do pirates guess most often on Wheel of Fortune?

T. Modern pirates are most likely based in Somalia, and T is the most common consonant in the Somali Latin alphabet.

How are we out already?

ME: *hiding dog that I wrapped up like a mummy* it's a mystery I guess

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Why did the aliens choose to not invade and enslave the human race?

Because they're not garbage collectors.

Which do you choose?

WRONG. Neither. Don't ever take my candy.

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Why were all the computers in the company frozen?

Because they let IT go

Why did the chicken love Campbell's Soup?

Because his family had stock in the company.