Me: Well I guess I could bring my stereo, but I get to choose what we listen to.
The feel the leash go slack! (heard this one while listening to some Irish tunes)
Chopin
Wooffies!
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The browneye. You'll have to guess why its bleeding.
Kind of a weird question for a first date, but umm I guess enough to finish the temple
So they could play football on Saturday, go hunting on Sunday, and pick up garbage the rest of the week.
Q. How can you tell if Michael Jackson has company A. There's a big wheel parked outside his house.
Because Missouri loves company
