What could you bring to this company?

Me: Well I guess I could bring my stereo, but I get to choose what we listen to.

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Why can a woman never be a good DJ?

They will never listen to Logic or Reason.

What type of music does the Easter Bunny listen to?

Hip-Hop!

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What did Michael Fox bring to baby Jesus?

Parkincense.

How do you bring a joke to the front page?

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Why did Bowie die?

I guess he was shot through the heart

What happened to all the Pokémon GO jokes?

I guess people have made the "switch" to another fad.

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What's the difference between "choice" and "choose?

Choice" is your ability to make decisions, "choose" are what Mexicans put on their feet.

Why does the prosecutor only choose jurors who drive Hummers?

So that there's no chance of a hung jury

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What type of tree hates company?

Sycamore trees!

What company makes Nerds?

Your mom.