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What could you bring to this company?

Me: Well I guess I could bring my stereo, but I get to choose what we listen to.

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What did the stoner drop when he listened to dubstep?

Salt.

Why did the hipster only listen to dead musicians?

So he could say he listened to them when they were underground.

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What did the Muslim bring to the Holiday party?

Falafel and hummus.

Why does the snoop dog bring an umbrella?

For the drizzle

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What did the colours red and violet say to one another when they couldn't agree in their debate?

I guess we're just on different ends of the spectrum.

What do you call a master at guessing Anime characters?

Guesu

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Why did the aliens choose to not invade and enslave the human race?

Because they're not garbage collectors.

Who would you turn to face?

Be careful with whom you chose

Company Jokes More Company Jokes

What do we call the process which usually happens after a company deliberately sells a misleading product to its customers?

DLC.

Why did the company hire the glutton?

Because he was a ate professional!