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What did the atheist say when he saw Jesus?

I can't believe this. What did he tell his atheist friend? You won't believe this.

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What does a fish say when he hits concrete?

Dam! A customer told me that joke, equipped with an " old guys rule" shirt and a hardy fist bump.

What did the manager of a log cutting company tell his employees when they were working too slow?

Chop chop.

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What kind of bike does hipster Jesus ride?

A Cruci-fixie.

How did Jesus get so ripped?

He does crossfit.

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What do you call someone who believes rotten eggs smell bad, but doesn't care?

An eggsy-stench-alist.

Why did Baby Moses believe he was Egyptian?

Because he was in da Nile.

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What do you get by cross-breeding a jehovahs witness and an atheist?

Someone who pointlessly knocks on the door.

What do you get if you cross a Green Lantern, a car and an atheist?

Willing suspension of disbelief.