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What did the atheist say when he saw Jesus?

I can't believe this. What did he tell his atheist friend? You won't believe this.

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How could they tell Amy Winehouse was dead?

No, seriously. How could they tell?

How many pork chops does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't know it's lard to tell.

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Why did the nun call the Womens helpline?

Because she was touched by Jesus.

What did God say to Jesus?

This lawn ain't gonna mow itself.

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What do you call a kid who doesn't believe in Santa?

A rebel without a Claus.

Why did the barracuda want to hire the clown fish's anemone?

Because the barracuda believed that "anemone of my enemy is a friend."

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What do you get if you breed a Green Lantern, a car and an atheist?

Willing suspension of disbelief

Why are atheists afraid of exponents?

They don't believe in a higher power.