What did the banana say to the apple?

Nothing. Fruits can't talk. Idiot.

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Banana Jokes More Banana Jokes

Why are Bananas and Chocolate Good friends?

They compliment each other nicely.

What did the Banana say to the other Banana?

You're very appealing

Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

What am I a pillow now?

Her: Yep, and pillows don't talk. I think we're bonding.

Why is 'The Game' the most powerful rapper?

Because you lose every time you talk about him ()

Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

What do blacks and apples have in common?

If they're not being sold on a farm they're hanging from a tree. Da ho, no I didnt.

What does an apple and an apple tree have in common?

They both don't drive tractors.

Idiot Jokes More Idiot Jokes

How do you describe a blonde surrounded by drooling idiots?

Flattered.

Why did the idiot have his sundial floodlit?

So he could tell the time at night!

Fruit Jokes More Fruit Jokes

What did the vegatable say to the fruit?

Turnip

What did the banana say to the orange?

Fruit can't talk