What do blacks and apples have in common?

If they're not being sold on a farm they're hanging from a tree. Da ho, no I didnt.

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Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

What do you call two guys with no arms and no legs hanging over a window?

Kurt and Rod

What do you call a dead guy hanging on your wall?

Art.

Sell Jokes More Sell Jokes

Why was Amazon angry after their conference with Samsung?

After taking Notes, they realized their was no way they could sell the Fire.

Why can't Democrats sell pants?

They believe in a single-pair system.

Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

What do black people and apples have in common?

They both look better hanging.

How do you say genius sarcastically?

Apple genius.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

How do you make a cat bark?

Wrap it around a tree

How do you get an emo out of a tree?

Untie the rope...

Black Jokes More Black Jokes

What do blacks and apples have in common?

If they're not being sold on a farm they're hanging from a tree. Da ho, no I didnt.

What's Black &amp Rhymes with Snoop?

Dr. Dre

Farm Jokes More Farm Jokes

What do you call a swimming hole in the middle of a farm?

A rural pool.

What do you call a farm full of blacks?

Antique farm equipment.