What did the cannibal say to his co-worker?

You should stop by later. The missus and I are having people for dinner.

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People Jokes More People Jokes

How many people with Alzheimer's did it take to change a lightbulb?

To get to the other side.

Why do people live soda?

Because it's sodalicious.

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

How do you stop a mexican tank?

You shoot the guy pushing it.

Why did they have to stop playing water-polo in Poland?

All the horses drowned

Cannibal Jokes More Cannibal Jokes

What is the ultimate definition of trust?

Two cannibals going down on each other

What do you call large number of cannibals stranded on an island?

A

Dinner Jokes More Dinner Jokes

What do we have for dinner? Wookie steak. Is it any good?

Well its a little Chewy

What did the man say when the lobster gave him food poisoning?

I'm not letting you cook dinner again

Worker Jokes More Worker Jokes

Where do dock workers like to shop?

Crate and Barrel.

Why do women like Ryan Gosling?

Because he is always Gosling around..... A co-worker snickered so I figued share.

Co Jokes More Co Jokes

What was Whitney Houston's favourite kind of co-ordination?

Haaaaannnnndd eeeyyyyyyeeeeee

What did the pilot say to the co-pilot right before the UPS plane crash in Alabama?

Too soon.