What did the husband tell his wife to do after he slapped her?

The same thing he told her the first time!

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What's the only thing in the world that's bigger than a Samoan man?

His wife.

What is 10 years with me?

Wife:What is 10 years with me Husband:A second. Wife:What is $1000 for me Husband:A coin. Wife: Ok give me a coin. Husband:Wait a second

Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

What's the first thing the pope did after resigning?

Asked Jerry Sandusky for his lil black book.

What is the last thing a redneck says before he dies?

Ya'll watch this!

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

What did the imprisoned locksmith say after he told the inmates a bunch of bad jokes?

I'll show myself out.

How could they tell Amy Winehouse was dead?

No, seriously. How could they tell?

Husband Jokes More Husband Jokes

Why do husbands die before their wives?

They want to.

Why was Linda so mad on her wedding day?

Her soon to be husband forgot how to groom.

Slap Jokes More Slap Jokes

What do you call someone who slaps their siblings daughter?

A niece slapper.

Why did the cow slap the bull?

He didn't play well with udders.