What did the Lawyer say to the lesbian?

One slip of the tongue and you will be in s**t!

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Tongue Jokes More Tongue Jokes

What did the banker say to the tongue when he rejected his loan application?

There's no accounting for taste.

What is worse than a whale with a sore tooth?

Going to kiss your grandmother goodnight and she slips you the tongue.

Lesbian Jokes More Lesbian Jokes

How often do lesbian gypsies get their hands read?

Every 28 days or so.

What do you call a lesbian spy?

Lesbianage.

Lawyer Jokes More Lawyer Jokes

When a hot blonde walks in. The one lawyer says, "Man, wouldn't you like to screw that?

And the other lawyer replies, "Outta what "

What is the ideal weight for a lawyer?

About 3 pounds, including the urn.

Slip Jokes More Slip Jokes

What does a bull do to stay warm on a cold day?

It goes into a barn and slips into a nice warm Jersey.

How did the psychologist die?

He Freudian slipped.

St Jokes More St Jokes

What's the difference between mlk day and St. Patrick's day?

Everyone WANTS to be irish on st Patrick's day.

What is the difference between a brown-noser and a s***t head?

Depth perception