What did the Moderate Moslem say before hitting a guy for criticizing his religion?

It's alright, reddit'll say this had nothing to do Islam.

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What did the guy who liked mustard say when he opened his fridge and saw no mustard?

You mustard be joking!

What did the guy say to the funny drug dealer?

You really crack me up dude!" The drug dealer responds with: "How much "

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What do you call a Muslim basketball player's best move?

Islam Dunk

How is Islam like a GPS?

You may think you're on the right path, but if you follow it literally, you'll end up crashing into a building.

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Why did the boy drop his Ice Cream?

He was hit by a bus

What did the cat say to the human after being hit with a baseball bat?

Nothing. Cats don't freaking talk.

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What do you call a Mormon who switches religion?

A mormoff!

What do clothes and religion have in common?

Someone invented them and forced them on everyone.

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Why was the pig happy when reviewers criticized his story?

Because they called it garbage.

Did you hear about the runner who was criticized?

He just took it in stride