What did the cat say to the human after being hit with a baseball bat?

Nothing. Cats don't freaking talk.

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Human Jokes More Human Jokes

What do you call a fight between a human and a gorilla?

A harumble.

What's the difference between a sperm and a racist?

A sperm as a 1 in a million chance of actually becoming a human being.

Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

What do you call guacamole that won't talk to you?

Incommunicado

What did the banana say to the apple?

Nothing. Fruits can't talk. Idiot.

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What happened to the girl who wore a mouse costume to her Halloween party?

The cat ate her.

What do you cal a man with no arms and no legs fighting with his cat?

Claude

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

What's going on in this movie?

Him: Lin, I just hit play 90 seconds ago. Me: Wow! New record.

What did the dog take when he was run down?

The license number of the car that hit him.

Baseball Bat Jokes More Baseball Bat Jokes

Why is everyone so obsessed with the idea of love?

If you're dying to be hurt so badly, I've got a baseball bat for that.

Why is there a baseball bat under your bed?

Me: In case there's a burglar. 5: Me: 5: Why do burglars like to play baseball

Freak Jokes More Freak Jokes

How do you call blue cow?

Freak..

Why was the German woman freaking out?

Because she was late.