What happened to the girl who wore a mouse costume to her Halloween party?

The cat ate her.

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Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happens when you cross a fly and a mountain climber?

Trick question, you can't cross a vector and a scalar.

What happens when U change position too fast?

You get an unpleasant vowel movement.

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What did Dr. Seuss call the book he wrote about Star Wars?

The Cat in the AT-AT

What did the cat say when I shut him in the refridgerator?

I don't know, I couldn't hear him through the door.

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

Where do beers go to pick up girls?

Ho Gardens

What do girls and parking spaces have in common?

All the good ones are taken and the rest are disabled

Halloween Jokes More Halloween Jokes

How is Halloween celebrated in Kentucky?

Pumpkin

Why was the ghost late to the Halloween party?

He had to take a sheet.

Eat Jokes More Eat Jokes

Why did the chemist die?

He ate a Pb and J sandwich.

How did the dinosaur feel after he ate a pillow?

Down in the mouth!

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What do you call a hippopotamus wearing Tie Dye?

A hippiepotamus

What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?

A guard dog!

Halloween Party Jokes More Halloween Party Jokes

Why was the ghost late to the Halloween party?

He had to take a sheet.

Why did the wizard wear a yellow robe to the Halloween party?

He was going as a banana.