What's the difference between a sperm and a racist?

A sperm as a 1 in a million chance of actually becoming a human being.

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Text.GetRect()

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Take away their beds...

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Why is a man's pee yellow and his sperm white?

So he can tell if he is coming or going.

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So that sperms can at least enjoy the scene even if their entry is Restricted!

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Its Racist!

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What did you think it would be, you racist?

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What's the difference between a sperm and a racist?

A sperm as a 1 in a million chance of actually becoming a human being.

What do men and sperm have in common?

They both have a one-in-a-million chance of becoming a human being.