You're!
I still find you dashing
Because you already know who it's isss! My little sister told me this joke.
The pilot was a loaf of bread
If I had as much dough as you, I wouldn't be hanging around this hole!
The door won't close
Because you get better results from slowly roasting it in the oven.
You can make soldiers out of a slice of toast.
In both cases you wish you took it out a few seconds earlier.