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What did the oven tell the slice of bread?

You're!

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How can you tell if there's a mosquito in your bed?

By the "M" on his pajamas.

How do you know your friend has been at the gym?

Don't worry, he'll tell you.

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What is Jesus' favorite video game on earth?

I am bread.

What do get when you mix two breads?

A hy-bread

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Why did the oven go back to University?

To get another degree. My sister thought it up and found it so funny she called to tell me.

What do you get when you cross an oven with a car?

A hot rod. NOTE: When I was about 5, I thought this was the funniest joke on earth.

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What is a mathematician's favorite food?

A slice of Pi.

Who's there! Buddha! Buddha who?

Buddha this slice of bread for me!