What did the oven tell the slice of bread?

You're!

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When do you know a lawyer is telling the truth?

When his lips are shut.

What did the web server told the browser?

My &ltBODY&gt is ready. What did the browser answer Please give me &ltHEAD&gt first.

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How do we know that Jesus was made of bread?

Because yeasterday he died and tomorrow he will have risen.

How to you tell a naval officer from and RAF officer on an aircraft carrier?

The naval officer is trying to feed bread to the helicopters!

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How to raise a kid?

I injected my kid with yeast and put him in the oven for 30 minutes but he didn't rise. Any suggestions

What do you get when you put mice in the oven?

Mice crispies.

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Why didn't the cheese get sliced?

It was destined for grater.

What's the difference between a slice of toast and the French?

You can make soldiers out of a slice of toast.