What did the people who hung Jesus to the cross say?

Nailed it

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What are you people doing?

Making this crap up.

What is the definition of stalking?

When two people takes a long, romantic walk on the beach, but only one of them knows about it

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Where do monkeys hang out?

At the monkey bars.

Why don't people hang out with the mushroom?

He isn't a fungi.

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How did the chicken cross the freeway?

You take the 'F' out of free and the 'F' out of way. Hint: say everything out loud.

Why Latvian man did cross road?

Man have no chicken. All animals are die in famine. Man cross to look for potato. No potato.

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What car does Jesus drive?

A Chrysler

Why doesn't Jesus enjoy manicures or pedicures?

Because they always try to mess with his nails.

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How do we know Jesus wasn't a virgin?

Because he got nailed three times.

Why can't Jesus play hockey?

He keeps getting NAILED TO THE BOARDS!...