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What did the police say when they finished interviewing Dylann Roof?

You're hired

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Police Jokes More Police Jokes

Why wouldn't the mouse tell the police where he hid the cheese?

Because he's not a rat.

Why did the Tour de France get raided?

The police heard it was full of pedal-philes.

Finish Jokes More Finish Jokes

What do the Globetrotters do when they're finished urinating?

The Harlem Shake

What's the difference between foreplay and KFC?

Once you're finished with the breasts and thighs, you're left with a greasy box to put your bone in.

Interview Jokes More Interview Jokes

Why did the fishing boat captain hire an all Mexican crew?

Because in the interview they answered every question with "sea senor"

How was your interview?

Munnu: It went good, but lastly they asked me show them my testimonial. Chunnu: So Munnu: I think I showed them the wrong thing.

Hire Jokes More Hire Jokes

What do you get when Steve Jobs hires and fires a lot of people in six months?

An Apple turnover.

Why wouldn't you hire bears from Australia?

Because they don't have the necessary koalafications. (Derived from: )