What did the police say when they finished interviewing Dylann Roof?

You're hired

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What nickname did the police give to the new blonde woman police officer?

A fair cop.

Why couldn't the police solve the case of the flat car battery?

They had no leads.

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How do sailors finish a corny joke on a boat?

Ba dum ship.

Why is sleeping with a man like a soap opera?

Just when it's getting interesting, they're finished until next time.

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What did the police say when they finished interviewing Dylann Roof?

You're hired

How was your interview?

Munnu: It went good, but lastly they asked me show them my testimonial. Chunnu: So Munnu: I think I showed them the wrong thing.

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Why did Muhammad hire Moses to help with his start-up?

He wanted to double his prophets.

How do you hire a horse?

Put a brick under each hoof!