What did the road say to the chicken?

If you cross me it will be the last thing you do!

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

What part of a chicken is a musical instrument?

The drumstick. (Had this joke stuck in my head for a while so felt like sharing it.)

What do you get when you cross a chicken with a duck?

A bird that lays down!

Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

Who invented the brush they put next to the toilet?

That thing hurts!

What's the only thing that grows in Ferguson?

The crime rate.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

What happened to the road?

Depressions.

Why did the hipster cross the road?

To get to a place you've probably never heard of.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you combine a mountain climber with a mosquito?

Nothing! You can't cross scalars and vectors.

What do you get if you cross two snakes with a magic spell?

Addercadabra and abradacobra!