What's the difference between a woman and a gun?

Guns don't move out when you bring a new one home.

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What's the difference between your boyfriend and whipped cream?

The cream

What's the difference between Justin Bieber and a lawyer?

Some adults like lawyers.

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What did the sign convention management do to the woman who kept pulling down their long signs?

Banner.

What do you call a man who jokes that women always make mountains out of molehills?

An ambulance.

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What's the best vegetable to bring to a party?

Stephen Hawking

Why does Tiger Woods bring two pair of pants during a golf game?

Its in case he gets a hole-in-one.

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What do you call a white guy with a gun?

A potential suspect.

Why are there no hand paintings from the old west?

Because they could only draw guns.

New Home Jokes More New Home Jokes

What's really important to a bat when they are looking for a new home?

Echo-location, location, location (Replace "bat" with "zubat" if you wish.)

What's the difference between a woman and a gun?

Guns don't move out when you bring a new one home.