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What did the robot say to the centipede?

Stop being a centipede." Get it, because the robot has no arms! Hahhahaha, gets me everytime.

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What do you call someone with no arms?

Disarmed.

What has arms but can't move them?

A small child paralyzed from the waist up.

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What is skeleton?

Interviewer:what is skeleton? Sardar:Sir, skeleton is a person who started dieting but forgot to stop it..!!!

What's the difference between a cow and September 11?

You stop milking a cow after 10 years.

Robot Jokes More Robot Jokes

Why do robots make bad boyfriends?

They just screw, nut, then bolt.

Why's the ch pronounced differently in orchid than in orchard?

ROBOT: twitch, spark

Centipede Jokes More Centipede Jokes

What goes 99-clonk 99-clonk 99-clonk?

A centipede with a wooden leg!

What is worse than an alligator with toothache?

A centipede with athlete's foot!