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What did the robot say to the centipede?

Stop being a centipede." Get it, because the robot has no arms! Hahhahaha, gets me everytime.

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms &amp no legs......hanging on the wall?

Art...floating in the sea Bob...laying on the floor Matt...down in a hole Phil...sitting in a pot Stu...

What do you call a person who is outside a door and has no arms nor legs?

Matt

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

Why do you need to carry radioactive materials in sealed, lead containers?

To stop it from falling out.

How do you stop millions of children from going to bed hungry every night?

Take away their beds...

Robot Jokes More Robot Jokes

What do you call a robot doing the Gangnam Style dance?

A Psy-borg.

What do you call a #robot stranded in the ocean?

A row bot.

Centipede Jokes More Centipede Jokes

What do you get if you cross a centipede and a chicken?

Enough drumsticks to feed an army!

Why was the centipede late?

Because he was playing "This little Piggy" with his baby brother!