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What did the robot say to the centipede?

Stop being a centipede." Get it, because the robot has no arms! Hahhahaha, gets me everytime.

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How could a leper afford a nice house?

It cost an arm and a leg

What do you call a kid with no legs, no arms and an eyepatch?

Names.

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Why do Democrats push for more gun control?

Because they can't stop shooting themselves in the foot.

How to stop a kid from growing up. How do you stop your kids from growing up?

Ask Jozsef Barsi.

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Why do Transformers always have their heads in the clouds?

They're robots in da skies.

What does a robot do after a one night stand?

He nuts and bolts

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What do you get if you cross a centipede and a chicken?

Enough drumsticks to feed an army!

Why was the centipede late?

Because he was playing "This little Piggy" with his baby brother!