What did the robot say to the centipede?

Stop being a centipede." Get it, because the robot has no arms! Hahhahaha, gets me everytime.

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

Why did Sally fall off the swingset?

Because she had no arms. "knock knock" "whose there?" "not sally!"

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves?

Russel

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Why did the cyclist stop riding?

He was two tired

Why did the liontamer stop using WinZip?

Because lions only understand.rars

Robot Jokes More Robot Jokes

What do you call it when the robot from Futurama gets in a minor car accident while wearing a dress?

A gender bender Bender fender bender.

Why don't robots have any brothers anymore?

Because they have trans-sisters.

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Why a centipede cannot fly coach?

Not enough leg room!

What has 100 legs and 3 teeth?

A centipede on meth.