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What did the robot say to the centipede?

Stop being a centipede." Get it, because the robot has no arms! Hahhahaha, gets me everytime.

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs at your front door?

Matt

Why did the one-armed man cross the road?

To get to the second-hand shop.

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

How do you stop a dog howling in the back of a car?

Put him in the front.

Why do Italians wear gold necklaces?

So they know where to stop shaving

Robot Jokes More Robot Jokes

What do you call it when the robot from Futurama gets in a minor car accident while wearing a dress?

A gender bender Bender fender bender.

What do robots do at the rave?

They torque.

Centipede Jokes More Centipede Jokes

What has 100 legs and 3 teeth?

A centipede on meth.

What did the robot say to the centipede?

Stop being a centipede." Get it, because the robot has no arms! Hahhahaha, gets me everytime.