Some idiot pulled it out to late
None a burned out bulb can't catch a waiter's eye.
To stomp out fires. Why do elephants have flat feet? To stomp out the burning ducks.
The dentist pulls it out when it hurts.
He ate the dentist.
You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.
The baby, because he's a little Bigger.
He puts two fingers in his mouth and then shouts Rover.
I'll tell you later.
Pixie-lated
In each scenario, there's a dumb guy who didn't take it out in time.
An idiot who forgot to take it out earlier.