What do a burnt pizza and a baby have in common?

Some idiot pulled it out to late

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How can I ever repay you?

Favstar in the bio "Oh I don't have Twi-" *returns baby to burning building*

What do you call a hippie that can't cook?

Burning ham!

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What's black and white and turns cartwheels?

A piebald horse pulling a cart!

Why couldn't the pig run?

He pulled his hamstring!

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Where's the baby?

While holding the baby. I can't believe it was legal for me to reproduce.

Whatcha thinkin about?

Me: How ferrets are like if a cat and a scarf had a baby.

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Why did the idiot stare at a carton of orange juice?

It said 'concentrate' on it

How do you make an idiot think he's a duck?

Tell him he's a duck.

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What do a burnt pizza and a baby have in common?

Some idiot pulled it out to late

What do you call a 2D fairy?

Pixie-lated

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What do a pregnant teenager, frozen beer, and a burned pizza have in common?

Some idiot forgot to pull it out in time.

What do frozen beer, a burnt pizza, and a pregnant woman have in common?

An idiot who forgot to take it out earlier.