Late Jokes

What do you call a 2D fairy?

Pixie-lated

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

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Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

What did the cow is standing all alone in a field say?

Where are the udders? (Thanks to my three boys for that one!)

Why can't bicycles stand up on their own?

Because they're two tired

Gut Jokes More Gut Jokes

Why didn't the T-rex skeleton attack the museum visitors?

Because she had no guts!

Why was the Jack-o-Lantern afraid to cross the road?

He had no guts!

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What do you tell a metal head who's walking on an icy street?

Slip not.

What did the frog say when he walked into the bar?

Bonjour.*

American Jokes More American Jokes

What's the best way for an American to lose weight?

Gamble in British currency.

How can you tell that the movie Martian is not realistic?

Because Americans use imperial unit system.

Broom Jokes More Broom Jokes

What noise does a witch make when she's flyin around?

BROOM BROOM BROOOOOOOM

How do you stop your bacon from curling in the pan?

Take their little stones and brooms away!

Bar Jokes More Bar Jokes

Why couldn't the chord get into the bar?

She was A minor.

What does Harry Potter say when he walks into a bar?

I Expectsum Patronum

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

What do you call a parsnip riding a dragon?

A parsnip.

What is it called when you ride around on a horse asking people questions?

A gallop poll.

Ball Jokes More Ball Jokes

Why was Cinderella kicked off the basketball team?

She kept running away from the ball

Why was Cinderella banned from playing sports?

Because she always ran away from the ball &ltp&gt My favorite joke since I was little