Late Jokes

What do you call a 2D fairy?

Pixie-lated

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Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?

Because then it would be a foot..

What do you have when you just used the toilet and realized there's no toilet paper?

A real mess on your hands.

Sign Jokes More Sign Jokes

How to Skrillex sign his Valentine's Day cards?

I wub wub wub you....

How many controlled oposition does it take to change a light bulb?

None you know of. Since they signed a Non Disclosure Agreement to not talk about it.

Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

What does an Arab say after losing his virginity?

Good goat!

Where are the Atlantis and the lost treasures of many renowned pirates?

Nobody knows.It's a well kept seacret.

Pupil Jokes More Pupil Jokes

Why did the cyclops close his school?

Because he only had one pupil! The joke is that I have no friends

Why did Cyclops close his school?

He only had one pupil.

Broom Jokes More Broom Jokes

What does a witch get if she's a poor traveler?

Broom sick.

Why did the broom take a nap?

It was sweepy.

People Jokes More People Jokes

Why do people from Istanbul always swim?

Because they're constant in a pool.

What do people with memory loss and posters on r/jokes have in common?

They both say the same jokes over and over again.

Gut Jokes More Gut Jokes

Why can't spooky skeletons cross the road?

No guts.

Why wouldn't the skeleton jump off the cliff?

Because it had no guts.

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

How many Pentagon procurement officers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Look for only $87 billion we can put up this chain of fluorescent satellites that will illuminate the whole planet.

Why's he in his underwear?

Batman: So we match. Look, this isn't about me.