What do Australian emos use to cut their wrists?

Rise up lights

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Which do you light first?

The match

How long has your car been doing that?

Me: Hubs: The engine smoking at a stoplight Me: I dont know, I look at my phone at lights.

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Why did the boy stop using his Sony, his Boombox, and his Bose Radio?

He stopped believing in stereotypes.

What do builders use to make websites?

Com.crete.

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Why does your sister have yeast and shoe polish for breakfast?

Because she wants to rise and shine.

What do you call it when a black guy gets a hard on?

The Dark Knight Rises

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What do you get when you cut an Avocado into 6.02 x 1023 pieces?

A guacaMOLE

Why didn't the shepard cut off his sheep's wool?

Shear laziness.

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What's the difference between a French kiss and an Australian kiss?

They are basically the same except you do an Australian kiss down under.

What did the Australian say when he won a game of chess?

Cheers, mate.

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What's a depressed teenagers favorite activity?

Making their wrist look like their jeans. (I'm sorry)

What do Australian emos use to cut their wrists?

Rise up lights