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What do Egyptian kings sing on their birthday?

For he's a jolly good Pharaoh. Was that bad Ye, pharaoh-nuff

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What type of computer sings well?

Adell.

What genre can't Ed Sheeran sing?

Soul

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When is your birthday?

17th January. What year Every year!

What's the best way to get a man to remember your anniversary?

Get married on his birthday.

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How many governments does it take to make an Egyptian happy?

I'll let you know when I find out...

Why couldn't the Egyptian fisherman get over the fact that his boat had sunk?

Because he was stuck in denial.

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Who was the heaviest of the Pharaohs?

King Two-ton-khamen.

How did the Pharaoh feel after falling for a craigslist scam?

Egypt

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What do Egyptian kings sing on their birthday?

For he's a jolly good Pharaoh. Was that bad Ye, pharaoh-nuff

What Egyptian King called for equal farting rights for all?

Toot-in-common