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What do Egyptian kings sing on their birthday?

For he's a jolly good Pharaoh. Was that bad Ye, pharaoh-nuff

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Who sang at the funeral of those who died in a railroads arson?

Adele. Some one set fire to the train

Why can't dwarfs sing?

Because they can't reach the high notes. Bonus: how does dwarves communicate? Smalltalk.

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Why does the monster act wild and crazy on his birthday?

He's trying to age disgracefully!

What is one thing you always get on your birthday?

Older

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What do you call three Egyptian women in a bathtub?

Gorillas in the mist

How did the Egyptian go broke?

He got caught up in a pyramid scheme.

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What did the sphinx say?

What did the sphinx say when he found out the pharaoh caught him up in a pyramid scheme Egypt me!

What did the Egyptian Pharaoh do when he got caught in traffic?

ANKH ANKH!!

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What Egyptian King called for equal farting rights for all?

Toot-in-common

What do Egyptian kings sing on their birthday?

For he's a jolly good Pharaoh. Was that bad Ye, pharaoh-nuff