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What do Egyptian kings sing on their birthday?

For he's a jolly good Pharaoh. Was that bad Ye, pharaoh-nuff

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What do "Jingle Bells" sung by Mike Tyson and a green and red g-string have in common?

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Neptunes.

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Why does the monster act wild and crazy on his birthday?

He's trying to age disgracefully!

What did the girl with no hands get for her birthday?

I don't know, she hasn't opened it

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What Egyptian King called for equal farting rights for all?

Toot-in-common

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Because his daddy was a mummy

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Who was the heaviest of the Pharaohs?

King Two-ton-khamen.

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Where Joseph served in Pharaoh's court.

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What Egyptian King called for equal farting rights for all?

Toot-in-common

What do Egyptian kings sing on their birthday?

For he's a jolly good Pharaoh. Was that bad Ye, pharaoh-nuff