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What do Egyptian kings sing on their birthday?

For he's a jolly good Pharaoh. Was that bad Ye, pharaoh-nuff

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What old-time song is the burgers' favourite?

Hammy' - as sung by Al Jolson!

How can Ozzy Osbourne possibly sing that?

When Tony Iommi is standing right next to him, alive and well.

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When is your birthday?

17th January. What year Every year!

When's your birthday?

Me: (Drunk) um ok thats easy... ten dash four PO: What year Me: Ugh duh every year

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What do you call three Egyptian women in a bathtub?

Gorillas in the mist

Where do Old Egyptian people go to Swim?

The Senile River

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How do you entertain a bored pharaoh?

You sail a boatload of young women dressed only in fishing nets down the Nile and urge the pharaoh to go catch a fish.

Why is the Pharaoh a rare tuba player?

Because he Toots Uncommon.

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What do Egyptian kings sing on their birthday?

For he's a jolly good Pharaoh. Was that bad Ye, pharaoh-nuff

What Egyptian King called for equal farting rights for all?

Toot-in-common