What do Egyptian kings sing on their birthday?

For he's a jolly good Pharaoh. Was that bad Ye, pharaoh-nuff

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What does Tarzan sing at Christmas?

Jungle Bells

Why do fish always sing off key?

You can't tuna fish.

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What did the boy with no hands get for his birthday?

I don't know he hasn't opened it yet.

Why did the boy feel warm on his birthday?

Because people kept toasting him!

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What do you call a an Egyptian crocodile who swears they live in Florida?

In da-Nile

What did the ancient Egyptian cheerleader chant?

THERE IS ONE GOD, HE IS THE SUN GOD! RA! RA! RA!

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How did the Pharaoh feel after falling for a craigslist scam?

Egypt

How do you entertain a bored pharaoh?

You sail a boatload of young women dressed only in fishing nets down the Nile and urge the pharaoh to go catch a fish.

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What do Egyptian kings sing on their birthday?

For he's a jolly good Pharaoh. Was that bad Ye, pharaoh-nuff

What Egyptian King called for equal farting rights for all?

Toot-in-common