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What do Egyptian kings sing on their birthday?

For he's a jolly good Pharaoh. Was that bad Ye, pharaoh-nuff

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A legacy scholarship for his second choice school

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Because it had too many threads.

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What did the sphinx say when he found out the pharaoh caught him up in a pyramid scheme Egypt me!

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Toot-in-common

What do Egyptian kings sing on their birthday?

For he's a jolly good Pharaoh. Was that bad Ye, pharaoh-nuff