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What do Spiderman and I have in common?

We both end up with sticky hands after using the web.

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Why should you never use r/television 's fridge to store mutton?

It always spoils the GoT.

What cheese do you use to hide a horse?

Mascarpone!

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Did you hear about the two silk worms in a race?

It ended in a tie.

Why do dogs chase their tails?

They want to make ends meet.

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What do Spiderman and I have in common?

We both end up with sticky hands after using the web.

What does Spiderman do when he's not fighting crime?

Web Development.

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What do Spiderman and I have in common?

We both end up with sticky hands after using the web.

Why did the baker have sticky hands?

Because he kneaded a poo.

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What is the difference between Spiderman and Superman?

Peter Parker can swing a web. Clark Kent.

How did Spider-Man reach the inner city kids?

He web-slang