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What do Spiderman and I have in common?

We both end up with sticky hands after using the web.

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What type of drugs do ducks use?

What type of drugs to ducks use? Quack cocaine.

What products do I use for grooming?

She was a bit taken aback when I replied, "Facebook."

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Which end of a bus is it best to get off?

It doesn't matter. Both ends stop.

Where do all the orphan chickens end up?

Foster Farms

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Where's my Spiderman costume?

I want to wear it to the science museum "In your closet, why " 9: DUH. To attract radioactive spiders!

What does Spiderman do when he's not fighting crime?

Web Development.

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What do Spiderman and I have in common?

We both end up with sticky hands after using the web.

Why did the baker have sticky hands?

Because he kneaded a poo.

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How did Spider-Man reach the inner city kids?

He web-slang

What do Spiderman and I have in common?

We both end up with sticky hands after using the web.