What do Spiderman and I have in common?

We both end up with sticky hands after using the web.

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Why should you use six hooks on your fishing line?

EFISHancy!

When the Little Mermaid became human how did she know how to use a toilet?

BIG-TIME plot hole in my opinion

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What's a word that starts with "u" and ends with "w"?

Cloning.

How are mashed potatoes similar to an online college degree?

If it ends up on your wall, you're probably retarded.

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Why do the Avengers keep calling Spiderman over to fix their computer?

Because they heard he's a web developer

What does black Spider-Man say to Spider-Man?

No Racism please!

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Why did the baker have sticky hands?

Because he kneaded a poo.

What do Spiderman and I have in common?

We both end up with sticky hands after using the web.

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Why are spiders good swimmers?

They have webbed feet!

What has webbed feet and fangs?

Count Quackula.