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What do Spiderman and I have in common?

We both end up with sticky hands after using the web.

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What cheese do hunters use to goad a bear out from its cave in the winter?

Camenbert

Why do tampons have strings?

So you can floss your teeth with them after you've used them.

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What did one end of the rope say to the other?

We were bound to get together...

Why cant Miss Piggy count to 70?

Because when she gets to 69 she ends up with a frog in her throat.

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What does Spiderman like to get high on?

Mary Jane

What do Spiderman and I have in common?

We both end up with sticky hands after using the web.

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What do Spiderman and I have in common?

We both end up with sticky hands after using the web.

Why did the baker have sticky hands?

Because he kneaded a poo.

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Why do ducks have flat webbed feet?

To stomp out forest fires.

How do nuns surf the web?

On the Hymnternet.