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What do Spiderman and I have in common?

We both end up with sticky hands after using the web.

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Why did the blind man use chopsticks?

Because he couldn't see the point in forks.

What thought can you easily share with someone else without using words?

That you to fart.

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How was my engagement the same as my divorce?

In the end, I settled.

What do you end up with when your pig smokes pot?

Baked ham.

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Why do the Avengers keep calling Spiderman over to fix their computer?

Because they heard he's a web developer

What would be a more appropriate name for Spider-Man?

Peter parkour.

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Why did the baker have sticky hands?

Because he kneaded a poo.

What do Spiderman and I have in common?

We both end up with sticky hands after using the web.

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Why are spiders good swimmers?

They have webbed feet!

How do heavy metal bands surf the web?

On the Din-ternet.