What do Spiderman and I have in common?

We both end up with sticky hands after using the web.

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What should you do when your girlfriend starts smoking??

Slow down and maybe use some lube...

Why do women only use putters while playing golf?

Because women can't drive.

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How to end world hunger?

By letting the hungry die.

What begins with P and ends with orn?

Popcorn, of course!

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Why isn't Spiderman in the Avengers?

Because a black widow has no husband.

Why do the Avengers keep calling Spiderman over to fix their computer?

Because they heard he's a web developer

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What do Spiderman and I have in common?

We both end up with sticky hands after using the web.

Why did the baker have sticky hands?

Because he kneaded a poo.

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Why are spiders good swimmers?

They have webbed feet!

What is the difference between Spiderman and Superman?

Peter Parker can swing a web. Clark Kent.