What do the twin towers and genders have in common?

There used to be exactly two, and now it's too offensive to talk about.

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Why did the internet pirate get scurvy?

He couldn't use Lime Wire anymore.

What do comic book collectors use in their hair?

Mint conditioner.

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What happens when Jack is angry with his beans?

Jack and the beans talk

What would a piggy-bank say if it could talk?

Coink! Coink!

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They ordered 2 pepperoni pizzas, but all they got were 2 large plains.

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Pizza. Someone ordered two large planes.

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How can you find out the gender of an ant?

Throw it in the water. If it sinks, it's a girl ant. If it floats, it's buoyant

What's a feminist's least favorite food?

Gender rolls