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What do the twin towers and genders have in common?

There used to be exactly two, and now it's too offensive to talk about.

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What did the blonde do when she noticed that someone had already written on the overhead transparency?

She turned it over and used the other side.

What do ducks use to get high?

Quack cocaine

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What do you call a yak that wants to talk to you about a network marketing opportunity?

A cognac

Why is that whenever we talk about Pokémon, we sing the theme song?

Because I wanna be the very best, like no one ever was.

Twin Tower Jokes More Twin Tower Jokes

Why were the people in the Twin Towers so upset about their pizza order?

They ordered pepperoni but all they got was plane.

What happens when there are two Islamic terrorist identical brothers and one is way taller than the other?

The Twin Towers.

Gender Jokes More Gender Jokes

What do you call someone that goes down on both genders?

Bilingual.

What do the twin towers and genders have in common?

There used to be exactly two, and now it's too offensive to talk about.