What do the twin towers and genders have in common?

There used to be exactly two, and now it's too offensive to talk about.

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What do elephants use for tampons?

Sheep. Why do elephants have trunks? Sheep don't have strings.

How did the Chihuahua disappear on the road?

It was using a hide-'n-go-seekle!

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How do you tell who the extroverted engineers are?

They're the ones who look at YOUR shoes when they talk to you.

What did the banana say to the apple?

Nothing. Fruits can't talk. Idiot.

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What is the difference between the Leaning Tower of Pisa and the Twin Towers?

Better reflexes.

What happens when there are two Islamic terrorist identical brothers and one is way taller than the other?

The Twin Towers.

Gender Jokes More Gender Jokes

Which element is unsure of it's gender?

Sili-kin

What do you call someone that goes down on both genders?

Bilingual.