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What do women and pine trees have in common?

Every time you try to get on one, they ruin it by getting sappy.

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What's the worst thing about being a Jehovah's witness?

Nobody asks, 'who's there ' when you try and tell a knock knock joke.

What did the physicist say when he tried to meditate?

Ohmmmm, Ohmmmm, Ohmmmm...

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Why do Spanish beaches have a lot of women?

Cos they're playas.

What is the first thing a woman should do when she gets out of the Battered Women's Shelter?

The dishes, if she knows what's good for her.

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Why was Lara Croft sad?

Because her career was in ruins

Who is an archaeologist?

One whose career is in ruins.

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What do women and pine trees have in common?

Every time you try to get on one, they ruin it by getting sappy.

Which trees miss you the most?

Pine trees