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What do women and pine trees have in common?

Every time you try to get on one, they ruin it by getting sappy.

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How did the instructor try to make horse riding enjoyable?

He tried to stirrup some interest!

What did Helen Keller's friend say to her?

Offensive) You should try blind dating.

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Why don't women like to wear dresses in the winter?

Chapped lips

Why did the woman marry the shoe maker?

Because she was his sole mate.

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What is an archaeologist?

Someone who's career is in ruins!

How did the urologist ruin his Christmas?

OC He looked inside Santa's sack.

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What do women and pine trees have in common?

Every time you try to get on one, they ruin it by getting sappy.

Which trees miss you the most?

Pine trees