What do you call a 5 year old kid with no friends?

A Sandy Hook survivor All they wanted was books but instead they got magazines

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Why did the boxer bring a bar of soap into the ring?

The referee said he wanted a clean fight.

Why don't emus ever finish all the food on their plates?

They don't want to be ostrich-sized!

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Why couldn't Pikachu read his book?

Because he was dyslectric.

What kind of farm has lots of books but no livestock?

Barns and no-bulls. (This joke was made up by my 7 year-old cousin.)

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Why don't we say Grace?

Me: I don't know. 5-year-old: Me: 5-year-old: Is it because your cooking makes God angry

What's the best part about showering with a 5 year-old?

The water washes away her tears

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What do you call a 5 year old kid with no friends?

A Sandy Hook survivor All they wanted was books but instead they got magazines

What did Sandy Hook elementary get in the mail instead of new books?

Empty Magazines.

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What do you call the survivors of the holocaust?

Residue.

What do you call feeling bad about watching lame reality TV shows?

Survivor guilt.

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What do you call a 5 year old kid with no friends?

A Sandy Hook survivor All they wanted was books but instead they got magazines

What's the difference between a 5 year old kid and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out the window.