What do you call a grandma that know martial arts?

A grandmartial artist. I apologise for any lost brain cells.

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What is the most inappropriate thing to say to someone who just lost their job?

You had one job.

What do you do when you lose your Kia car?

You go Soul-searching.

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When someone asks "You know what I think?

I say "Yes I do". End of discussion.

What "YSK" means?

Everyone keeps telling me that I should know...

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What do you call parents who teach abstinence only?

Grandma and grandpa.

Why was the cotton candy singing?

Grandma, hush, that's Nicki Minaj

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What kind of martial arts do birds practice?

Wing Chun

What's the difference between Karate and Judo?

Karate is a martial art and Judo is used to make bagels.

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How do boats apologise?

S ry!

What do you call a group of disabled people in a pool?

Vegetable soup. I apologise to those offended by my terrible joke. Have another Whats the hardest part of cooking a vegetable? Getting the wheelchair into the oven