What do you call a Scottish man with no arms and no legs?

A bell.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and legs playing baseball?

2nd base.

What did the guy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?

Cancer.

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What do you call a Mexican woman with no legs?

Consuelo.

How does a blonde count a thousand sheep?

She counts the legs, and divides by 4.

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Why do cows have bells?

Because there horns don't work

Why do cow wear bells?

Why do cow wear bells.......???? Because their don't work

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What do the Scottish people call iPhone?

An AYE-Phone. (Joke brought to you by a 5 year old)

How can you tell what clan a Scottish man is from?

Look under his kilt and if he has a quarter pounder then he is a McDonald.

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Why do Scottish men wear kilts instead of jeans?

Because a sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.

How can you tell what clan a Scottish man is from?

Look under his kilt and if he has a quarter pounder then he is a McDonald.