What do you call an arrogant patronizing thief coming down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

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What's white and streaks across the sky at a thousand miles an hour?

The coming of the Lord.

What a glum face what would you say if I came to school with a face like yours?

Pupil: I'd be too polite to mention it!

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What do you call an arrogant criminal walking down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

What do you call a thief running down your stairs?

A condescending con descending.

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What do you call a Greek skydiver?

Condescending

What do you call a snobbish criminal walking downstairs?

A condescending con descending.

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How many cops does it take to push a black man down the stairs?

None, he fell.

How do the Chinese name their kids?

They throw silverware down the stairs.

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Why did the feminist's bakery go out of business?

She told people to stop patronizing her.

What do you call an arrogant patronizing thief coming down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.