What Do You Call an Ethiopian with A Piece of Lettuce on His Head?

A Quarter Pounder.

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What do you call an Ethiopian's birthday?

A once in a lifetime opportunity.

What is the world's fastest land animal?

The Ethiopian chicken

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What did the pianist do when someone smashed his piano?

He played many more pieces.

What goes, "Pieces of Nine, Pieces of Nine"?

A parroty error

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What did the bobby (English policeman) say to the hitchhiker with three heads, no arms and one leg?

Ello 'ello 'ello, you look 'armless, 'op in.

What do u call an ethopian with a slice of cheese on his head?

A quarter pounder with cheese.

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What sweetie?

Tell who what! Me: Tell Taco Bell their cheese to lettuce ratio is way off..

What's in a honeymoon salad?

Lettuce alone, without dressing...

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What do you call a man with a fetish for US currency who works on a dairy farm?

A quarter-pounder with cheese.

What do you say to an art student with a job?

Uhh, I would like the Quarter Pounder with Cheese