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What do you say to an art student with a job?

Uhh, I would like the Quarter Pounder with Cheese

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How do you like your job testing push-up bras?

The other woman replies, "It has its perks."

How do I like eggs?

Ummm...in a cake!

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What's the difference between an Arts student and a large pizza?

A large pizza can feed a family of 4

What's the difference between an Engineering student and an Arts student when tying their shoes?

The arts student gets a mark for it.

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How many koalas does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Only one, given that he's koali-fied for the job.

What is the job of a gentleman pimp?

To Tally-hos!

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What did God say to the cheese that sinned?

Gouda Hell.

What do you say to an art student with a job?

Uhh, I would like the Quarter Pounder with Cheese

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What is McDonald's demolition service called?

Quarter pounder.

How can you tell the clan of a Scotsman?

Look under his kilt, if it's a quarter-pounder, he's a McDonald.