What do you say to an art student with a job?

Uhh, I would like the Quarter Pounder with Cheese

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Why are there no casinos in China?

Because the Chinese don't like Tibet...

Where do French lawyers like to relax?

The J'accusi

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What is the difference between an art student and a dead baby?

The dead baby can feed a family of four.

What's the difference between an Arts student and a large pizza?

A large pizza can feed a family of 4

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Whatever happened to the Bob the Builder kids show?

Handy Manny took his job.

How did the babysitter lose 500 kids and keep her job?

She swallowed

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What's the difference between a pizza, and this joke?

One has cheese on it, the other's just plain cheesy.

How does cheese get more mature?

Fromage

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What do you call an anorexic with thrush?

A quarter pounder with cheese

What Do You Call an Ethiopian with A Piece of Lettuce on His Head?

A Quarter Pounder.