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What do you say to an art student with a job?

Uhh, I would like the Quarter Pounder with Cheese

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What's up with these strippers not taking my singles?

They must not like Kraft

Why are there no jehovah's witnesses in Italy?

The mafia doesn't like witnesses.

Art Student Jokes More Art Student Jokes

What's the difference between an Arts student and a large pizza?

A large pizza can feed a family of 4

What's the difference between an Engineering student and an Arts student when tying their shoes?

The arts student gets a mark for it.

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Why is lumberjack the only job with some random guy's name attached?

Why aren't plumbers called, like, toiletdougs Or crapperjoels

What's your job?

Programming. "What's your hobby " Programming. "What do you do when you're not programming " Think about programming.

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What do you call an anorexic with thrush?

A quarter pounder with cheese

How do cheese strings work?

I started to laugh, but then I stopped. How do cheese strings work

Quarter Pounder Jokes More Quarter Pounder Jokes

How can you tell what clan a Scottish man is from?

Look under his kilt and if he has a quarter pounder then he is a McDonald.

What do you call a man with a fetish for US currency who works on a dairy farm?

A quarter-pounder with cheese.