What do u call an ethopian with a slice of cheese on his head?

A quarter pounder with cheese.

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Coz 'e-mmental!

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Because they have to run around in the shower to get wet.

What do u call an ethopian with a slice of cheese on his head?

A quarter pounder with cheese.