What do you call it when Russians get diarrhea from drinking water in Mexico?

Trotsky's Revenge

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What do you call it when Russians get diarrhea from drinking water in Mexico?

Trotsky's Revenge

What do you call a Russian wearing a head scarf, a balaclava and a helmet?

Anything you want. He can't hear a thing.

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Why did the young ghost leave the party?

Everyone started drinking boo's. Happy Halloween!

What kind of tea do the crime investigation team drink?

A "casual tea"

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Why can't Mexico field a winning Olympic team?

Because everyone that can run, jump or swim is in the US.

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Luggage full of goals.

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What did the little black kid say when he had diarrhea?

Daddy help I'm melting!

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Diarrhea.

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What do you call it when Russians get diarrhea from drinking water in Mexico?

Trotsky's Revenge

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A communist party

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Why bother drinking water?

You're just gonna pee it out. This is what Big Water doesn't want you to know.

What do you call it when Russians get diarrhea from drinking water in Mexico?

Trotsky's Revenge