What do you call Jimmy Savile walking down the street?

British... a paedestrian... *grabs coat, shuffles out of room in silent shame*

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Why do baby ducks walk softly?

Because they can't walk, hardly.

Why can't the bishop walk straight?

Cause he can only move diagonally

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Why does a VC always enter a room backwards?

To keep an eye on the exit

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Yo no space.

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Why are the streets of Paris lined with trees?

The Germans like shade

Why do I support extreme racist political parties?

Because their aims are white up my street

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He was in Peake condition.

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Paul stop monkeying around!

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What do you call Jimmy Savile walking down the street?

British... a paedestrian... *grabs coat, shuffles out of room in silent shame*

What do Michael Jackson and Jimmy Savile have in common?

They touched some many lives

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What if I'm always just inexplicably shuffling a deck of cards?

Would you buy that Like "whoa, who's that drifter!"

What do you call Jimmy Savile walking down the street?

British... a paedestrian... *grabs coat, shuffles out of room in silent shame*