What do you do when your dishwasher stops working?

Slap her.

Previous Random Joke Next
Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

How can you tell that a baker's hands are on fire?

He can't seem to *stop droppin' rolls*.

What's the difference between a bus driver and a cold?

A bus driver knows the stops and a cold stops the nose.

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

What does a depressed girl do when she needs to get a lot of work done?

She takes Sadderall.

What does the interrupting cow say?

HE SAYS MOO oh wait this joke totally doesn't work in text

Dishwasher Jokes More Dishwasher Jokes

What do you do when your dishwasher stops working?

Slap her.

Why are almost all brides dresses white?

So the dishwasher matches the washing machine

Slap Jokes More Slap Jokes

What do you call slapping hands with (5.5+1)/2?

A high phive!

Why do doctors slap babies bums when then are born?

Because the balls fall off of the stupid ones.