What do you get when you cross the CIA and the Republican Party?

Shot in the head in Dallas.

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What do you get when you cross the CIA and the Republican Party?

Shot in the head in Dallas.

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What do you get when you cross the CIA and the Republican Party?

Shot in the head in Dallas.

What do you call an old-school CIA agent who believes his work is none of the public's goddamn business?

A Pte-redact-yl