What does a good joke and a man who's dropped his last Viagra down the drain have in common?

A missed erection.

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What does Usain Bolt do when he misses the bus?

He waits at the next station

Where are you only allowed to swim if you have red hair, a lip piercing, three brothers, a missing finger, are slightly overweight and have a birthday in December?

The specific ocean.

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What do you call a man with no knees?

Toni

Why did Kanye West blow up the bakery?

Because no one man should have all that flour.

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What do you call it when you drop an apple on the ground?

A fruit by the foot

What's the difference between a woman and a toilet?

The toilet doesn't insist on cuddling after you drop your load in it.

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Why can't you tell a Philosophy Student a good joke?

You need to give a three hour lecture and turn in a research paper on "What is 'good' " first.

How can you tell the difference between a good joke and a bad joke?

I dunno, I just repost them.

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Why are dyslexic zombies such good plumbers?

Because they're always looking for drains.

What happened to r/showerthoughts?

They went down the drain.

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