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What does Michael Jackson and j.c. penny have in common?

Little boys pants half off.

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Michael Jackson Jokes More Michael Jackson Jokes

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Disney Movies?

Disney movies can still touch children.

Why did Michael Jackson call Boyz II Men?

Because he thought it was a delivery service.

Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

What are Mario and Luigi's favorite type of pants?

Denim, Denim, Denim

What is Marios favorite type of pants?

Denim Denim Denim

Half Jokes More Half Jokes

What's red and has two legs?

Half a cat

What has 2 legs and bleeds a lot?

Half a cat.

Little Boy Jokes More Little Boy Jokes

Why did the little boy use his inhaler?

No wheezin'

What did the Buffalo say to his little boy when he dropped him off at school?

Bison.

J.C. Penny Jokes More J.C. Penny Jokes

What do you call a penny with Jesus on it?

J.C. Penny

What does Michael Jackson and j.c. penny have in common?

Little boys pants half off.