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What does Michael Jackson and j.c. penny have in common?

Little boys pants half off.

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Michael Jackson Jokes More Michael Jackson Jokes

Why did Michael Jackson call Boyz II Men?

Because he thought it was a delivery service.

What is Michael Jackson's favorite piano chord?

A-minor

Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

What kind of pants do Bostonians wear?

Car Keys

Why did the suspenders get arrested?

Because they held up a pair of pants.

Half Jokes More Half Jokes

What do Michael Jackson and Walmart have in common?

They both have little boys' jeans half off.

What has got 8 legs and 1 eye?

2 chairs and a half of a fish.

Little Boy Jokes More Little Boy Jokes

How do you turn a little boy into a little girl?

With a small loan of a million dollars.

Where did the little Asian girl go when the little boy dropped by?

Everywhere.

J.C. Penny Jokes More J.C. Penny Jokes

What does Michael Jackson and j.c. penny have in common?

Little boys pants half off.

What do you call a penny with Jesus on it?

J.C. Penny