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What does Michael Jackson and j.c. penny have in common?

Little boys pants half off.

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Michael Jackson Jokes More Michael Jackson Jokes

What college did Michael Jackson go to?

Bringham Young

What is Michael Jackson's favorite piano chord?

A-minor

Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

How many angels can a pinhead dance on?

To hold up their pants.

Did you know you should always take an extra pair of pants golfing?

Just in case you get a hole in one.

Half Jokes More Half Jokes

What has got 8 legs and 1 eye?

2 chairs and a half of a fish.

What do Wal mart and priests have in common?

They both have boys pants half off. I'm going to hell

Little Boy Jokes More Little Boy Jokes

What did the Buffalo say to his little boy when he dropped him off at school?

Bison.

What do Michael Jackson and Santa Claus have in common?

They both leave little boys rooms with empty sacks.

J.C. Penny Jokes More J.C. Penny Jokes

What does Michael Jackson and j.c. penny have in common?

Little boys pants half off.

What do you call a penny with Jesus on it?

J.C. Penny