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What happened when the orange slept with the dirty lemon?

He got lemonaids.

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Why happened when the cat swallowed a coin?

There was some money in the kitty!

What happens when Frogs die playing Call of Duty?

They respawn.

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What do you call a turtle who sleeps during the day and is awake at night?

Nocturtle

What does Bill Cosby do when he can't sleep at night?

He finishes her drink EDIT: Apparently this is Conan's joke, so all credit goes to him. I just heard it from a friend of mine and I had no idea.

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How about baked chocolate cake?

Nah" "Yummy choccy bake " "No" Guy who named the orange: I have an idea...

What do you call a made-up orange?

Pulp Fiction!

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What happened when the Orange slept with the skanky Lemon?

He got Lemonaids.

What happened when the orange slept with the dirty lemon?

He got lemonaids.