What happened when the orange slept with the dirty lemon?

He got lemonaids.

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What happened when the Pillsbury Doughboy's girlfriend was left out too long?

He had a stalemate.

What happened to the cannibal lion?

He had to swallow his pride!

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What do you call two brown people in a sleeping bag?

Twix.

How can a man go eight days without sleep?

No problem, He sleeps at night.

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What Is The Best Boxing A Mexican Does?

Oranges.

What's bright, red and orange and looks good on hippies?

Fire.

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What do you give to a lemon in need?

Lemonaid.

What happened when the Orange slept with the skanky Lemon?

He got Lemonaids.