What happens when Peter Pan tries to throws punches?

They Neverland.

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What happened when Helium told a joke?

There was no reaction

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How'd you die?

I got shot trying to save my fellow soldiers lives in war. You " "I got trampled trying to save on a flat screen" "Oh.."

How many times should you try starting your snowblower before you realize it's not going to start?

According to my neighbor it's 458 times.

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What do you throw to a drowning banjo player?

His mandolin.

How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know... I broke the lightbulb after I threw the first one.

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What does Pittsburgh have in common with Peter Pan?

The Pirates always lose.

Why are Peter Pan's jokes not funny?

Because they Neverland

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What happened to wendy on her way to neverland?

She peed her pants (read out loud)

Why was Peter Pan a bad boxer?

His punches Neverland.

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Why did the kid punch the bed?

His mother told him to hit the hay.

What's the best thing about punching twenty one years olds?

There's twenty of them.