What has 4 legs but cant move?

A child born in Chernobyl, duh.

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How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to handle the bulb and 4 to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.

What's the difference between a blue 7 and a red 4?

3, duh. (My ex's 9 year old little sister told me this joke, and followed is up with: "and YOU'RE the math guy!" >< Burned.)

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What did a black twin called his brother before they're born?

Inmates

Why don't bears wear boots?

Cos they like to walk around in their bear feet.

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How do mathematicians scold their children?

If I've told you n times, I've told you n+1 times...

How many children does it take to change a light bulb in America?

About 1 thousand Iraqis.

Chernobyl Jokes More Chernobyl Jokes

Why can't you wear shorts in the Ukraine?

Chernobyl fallout...

What meal was given out to the survivors of the Chernobyl accident?

Fission chips.

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What do you call something that swims, is big and has 4 legs?

A whale with a table taped to it.

What has 4 legs and an arm?

A happy pit bull.