What is big and hard when you put it in your mouth and small and soft when you take it out?

A chewing gum you pervert

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What's a difference between a teacher and a train?

The teacher tells you to spit you gum out. The train says, "Chew, chew, chew!"

What kind of gum do bees chew?

BUMBLEGUM. Five year olds think it's hilarious. I do not.

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What is big and hard when you put it in your mouth and small and soft when you take it out?

A chewing gum you pervert

What did the pervert get for Christmas?

A partial in a pear tree.

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What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you?

Run like hell, she's got a grenade in her mouth

What's the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean?

I wouldn't pay $300 to have a garbanzo bean in my mouth

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Why did the chewing gum cross the road?

Cause I stepped on it.

What's the easiest way to get the chewing gum out of your hair?

Cancer