What is the type of conference that brings together knights and mathematicians?

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Knight Jokes More Knight Jokes

What do you call a cow who is also a knight?

Sir Loin.

Where does monty python buy his water?

From the knights Da-sa(y)-NI! This joke is best delivered verbally.

Bring Jokes More Bring Jokes

Why should you bring two pairs of pants when you golf?

In case you get a hole-in-one (stolen from some girl at school)

What exactly does BYOB mean?

Bring your own beer" Bill Nye the Science Guy slowly slides the bacteria sample back in his lab coat

Type Jokes More Type Jokes

What type of animals are put on envelopes?

Seals.

What type of music do balloons hate?

Pop music!

Mathematician Jokes More Mathematician Jokes

Why did the mathematician bring home 24 eggs from the grocery store?

Because when he asked his wife how many eggs to buy, she said 4!

Why don't mathematicians build bridges?

Because they'll never be perfect.

Conference Jokes More Conference Jokes

What do fishermen do at a their conferences?

Network.

Why was Amazon angry after their conference with Samsung?

After taking Notes, they realized their was no way they could sell the Fire.