What's one thing today that women are better at than men compared to the 1800's?

Gold digging

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What did the baseball manager do when he needed another man in the bullpen?

He took a can of orange juice from the freezer and made a pitcher.

What did the man get for winning the muscle relaxing contest?

Atrophy!

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What's the first thing you should do when confronted by an evil spirit?

Try to neghostiate.

What is that thing, which the maker cannot use, and the user cannot see?

Coffin

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How does a woman scare a gynecologist?

By becoming a ventriloquist!

Why don't women parachute naked?

Cause they would whistle on the way down

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Why isn't anyone afraid of China?

Because everyone knows General Tsao's chicken. Heard from a friend today.

What did you learn in school today Son: How to write Mother: What did you write?

Son: I don't know they haven't taught us how to read yet!

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How many black Oscar nominees would it take (compared to white nominees) to satisfy the boycotters?

Three-fifths as many seems like a generous offer.

Why did the music critic compare the song to a foul-mouthed mixture of sand and wind?

Because it was Da-rude Sandstorm

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What was the most reliable and helpful vehicle in the 1800s?

The "I've got this Covered" Waggon

What's one thing today that women are better at than men compared to the 1800's?

Gold digging