Why isn't anyone afraid of China?

Because everyone knows General Tsao's chicken. Heard from a friend today.

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What do you get when you mix an octopus and a Mexican?

I don't know, but it sure can wash a lot of dishes.

What do you call a grandma that know martial arts?

A grandmartial artist. I apologise for any lost brain cells.

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

What did the ventriloquist say to their friend?

Nothing. He's mute. I don't even think he's as ventriloquist.

What's green and says "hey I'm a frog"?

A talking frog! Stolen from "Friends" still hilarious.

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What's the difference between snow tires and slaves?

Slaves sing when chains are put on them. PS - im going to church today to beg for forgiveness

Who's there! Bean! Bean who?

Bean working very hard today!

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Did you hear that David lost his ID in prague?

Now we just have to call him Dav.

Why are children's birthday parties never held in outer space?

Because I hear that in space there is no ice-cream.

China Jokes More China Jokes

Why are there no casinos in China?

Because the Chinese don't like Tibet...

Why did the Chinese man tell a joke?

Just China be funny.