What's pink, wrinkly, hairy, smells of pee, and hangs out you boxers?

Either your mum, your wife or you.

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What do you do when your wife starts smoking?

Slow down and apply lube

What about our child?

Wife: What What child Husband: So you are not pregnant

Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

What do you call the folks who hang around the musicians at conservatories?

Violists.

What do you call two men hanging from a window sill?

Kurt and Rod

Wrinkly Jokes More Wrinkly Jokes

What is the opposite of irony?

Wrinkly.

Why are elephants large grey and wrinkly?

Because if they were small round and white they would be aspirins.

Pee Jokes More Pee Jokes

Why does Euler's Number say it's "going number 2" when it pees?

Because its natural log is 1.

What happens when everyone in the country takes a pee at the same time?

Urine-nation!

Boxer Jokes More Boxer Jokes

Why did the boxer sprinkle cocaine on his exercise rope?

He wanted to practice the rope-a-dope.

What do you call a boxer with allergies?

Muhammad Achoo

Mum Jokes More Mum Jokes

What do you call a British midget mother who can barely support her family?

Mini-Mum

What do these 2 have in common What does your mum and a politician have in common?

When they scream they make no sense