Wrinkly.
Because if they were small round and white they would be aspirins.
RUN! She's got a grenade in her mouth!
Ventriloquists have to be able to speak with their mouths closed. Politicians speak out of both sides of their mouths simultaneously.
Well, I guess it would be marshmadness
A dupe.
He became a quack head
I proudly replied, "Only you, Darling. With all the others I was awake."
It's Gonna be Pee
She peed her pants (read out loud)
The teacher tells you to spit you gum out. The train says, "Chew, chew, chew!"
It was stuck to the chickens foot.
HellIfIknow
Elephino...
One. They're used to having their lights knocked out.That joke turned dark fast. I'll see myself to my respective corner.
In the ring.
Car Keys
He held up a pair of pants.
