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Wrinkly Jokes

What is the opposite of irony?

Wrinkly.

We've Got This Love Thing Down

We've Got This Love Thing Down

Why are elephants large grey and wrinkly?

Because if they were small round and white they would be aspirins.

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Rhinoceros Jokes More Rhinoceros Jokes

How do you tell the difference between an elephant and a rhinoceros?

Second Kangaroo: The elephant has a better memory.

What do you get if you cross a Rhinoceros, an elephant and a helicopter?

HellIfIknow

Grandma Jokes More Grandma Jokes

What's pink and gray and wrinkly and old and belongs to Grandpa monster?

Grandma monster

What did the cow say... What did the cow say when she jumped over the barbed wire fence?

I'm udderly ruined!" credit: my grandma, at every party she's ever been to

Boxer Jokes More Boxer Jokes

What do you call a boxer with allergies?

Muhammad Achoo

Which boxer did Darth Vader put his money on in the fight?

The Thai fighter

Irrelephant Jokes More Irrelephant Jokes

What's enormous, gray, and unimportant?

Irrelephant.

What's large, gray, wrinkly, and not important?

An irrelephant.

Mum Jokes More Mum Jokes

Why are you crying Ted?

Asked his mum. 'Because my new sneakers hurt.' 'That's because you have put them on the wrong feet.' 'But they are the only feet I have.'

Why is Grace never thirsty?

Because she's always drinking from the coup de Grace. (This was my sister's favourite joke when we were kids. Once our mum flipped out on a long car journey because she told it too many times).

Belong Jokes More Belong Jokes

How do you confuse Pareto?

Tell him you belong to "the" 20%.

What do you call cheese that doesn't belong to you?

NA'CHO CHEESE

Gum Jokes More Gum Jokes

What type of gum does a Buddhist perfer?

Enlightenmint! More Gum Jokes!

What's the difference between a school teacher and a train?

A school teacher tells you to spit out your gum, a train says choo choo.

Mother Jokes More Mother Jokes

Why couldn't the Buddhist monk send his mother a birthday card via email?

He had no attachments.

What did the young witch say to her mother?

Can I have the keys to the broom tonight!