Wrinkly.
Because if they were small round and white they would be aspirins.
Because of all the cheetahs!
That thing sure is cute, but can it pick up peanuts?
Because he had my grains
When the last person you want to see is the last person you see.
Irony.
His mum had been a wafer too long.
Pupil: Fire Earth Water and the Internet. Teacher: What do you mean the Internet Pupil: Well Mum says that whenever I'm on the Net I'm in my element.
Christopher Walken. (Not sure if it's a repost, but I don't think I've seen it posted here.)
An amateur teen ()
One woman brings you into this world crying and the other ensures you continue to do so.
None. There are no fish under my new gazebo
The Know-Nothings!
Ginger
Nobody wanted to draw his iron.
Stevie Wonder when he answers the iron.
