Wrinkly Jokes

What is the opposite of irony?

Wrinkly.

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What's pink, wrinkly, hairy, smells of pee, and hangs out you boxers?

Either your mum, your wife or you.

Why are elephants large grey and wrinkly?

Because if they were small round and white they would be aspirins.

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Pee Jokes More Pee Jokes

How are you able to stay in bed all morning without getting up to pee?

He replied......It's hard

What does it sound like when a pterodactyl uses the bathroom?

Nothing, the pee is silent

Boxer Jokes More Boxer Jokes

Why did the dog run into the corner every time the door bell rang?

Because he is a Boxer

What do you call a guy that used to fight in the ring, but quit it all for video games?

An ex-boxer.

Opposite Jokes More Opposite Jokes

What's the opposite of condescending?

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What is the opposite of leapfrog?

Toadstool

Second Jokes More Second Jokes

Why is your shirt on wrong?

Daughter: I think you old people call it: "second base"

Why is the second traffic citation always easier to read?

Because it's re-fined!

Underpant Jokes More Underpant Jokes

What do you call a 7' 2" fortune teller in his underpants?

A large medium in smalls.

Whoa! Dude! Why is Judge Judy in my house?

And why is she wearing my underpants

Mother Jokes More Mother Jokes

Why couldn't the kid get in to see the pirate movie?

It was rated PG-13, and he was only 11. Plus, he had no money, and his mother didn't want him watching movies like that.

Why was the baby strawberry crying?

Because his mother was in a jam.

Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

What do you call someone who spends the whole time on their phone whenever you hang out?

A phoney friend!

What hangs at a man's thigh and wants to poke holes that it's often poked before?

A key.

Belong Jokes More Belong Jokes

What do you call a Macho Man Randy Savage that does not belong to you?

GtNacho Man Randy Savage!!!!! this is my original content!!!!

What's pink and gray and wrinkly and old and belongs to Grandpa monster?

Grandma monster