Wrinkly.
Because if they were small round and white they would be aspirins.
An incongruity between expectation and result.
Irony.
Instragram!
Your grandma.
12. January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd, April 2nd.... etc
Second Boy: Because he's got a screw loose!
Second Kangaroo: The elephant has a better memory.
Elephino. (You may have to sound it out.)
An acrobat.
Because he always seemed to get hung up on addition.
Agatha headache. Do you have an aspirin
Because it would be economically unviable to market a pharmaceutical in such a vastly unpopulated area.
A school teacher tells you to spit out your gum, a train says choo choo.
BUMBLEGUM. Five year olds think it's hilarious. I do not.
My mother.
A large medium in smalls.
