Wrinkly.
Because if they were small round and white they would be aspirins.
Second Kangaroo: The elephant has a better memory.
HellIfIknow
Grandma monster
I'm udderly ruined!" credit: my grandma, at every party she's ever been to
Muhammad Achoo
The Thai fighter
Irrelephant.
An irrelephant.
Asked his mum. 'Because my new sneakers hurt.' 'That's because you have put them on the wrong feet.' 'But they are the only feet I have.'
Because she's always drinking from the coup de Grace. (This was my sister's favourite joke when we were kids. Once our mum flipped out on a long car journey because she told it too many times).
Tell him you belong to "the" 20%.
NA'CHO CHEESE
Enlightenmint! More Gum Jokes!
A school teacher tells you to spit out your gum, a train says choo choo.
He had no attachments.
Can I have the keys to the broom tonight!